Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
betty swollocks
large member
Q: what small fish habitually piles gherkins on top of one another?
A: a picklestack.
A: a picklestack.
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
I went into the butcher's today when over on the west coast of Scotland. The butcher was standing next to an electric fire, I thought nothing of it as it was a bit chilly.
I asked him: "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" and the butcher says: "No, I'm just warming my hands".
I asked him: "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" and the butcher says: "No, I'm just warming my hands".
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
A Swede, a Finn, a Dane and a Norwegian enter the final great West Indian singing contest of the millenium. They appear on the listings as the four Norsemen of the epoch calypso.
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and an African walk into a really upscale bar.
After scrutinizing the group, the bartender says “I’m sorry, but I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
After scrutinizing the group, the bartender says “I’m sorry, but I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
Mary had a little lamb
She couldn’t stop it gruntin’
She took it out the back one day
And kicked it’s little....... head in.
V Good.
Showing my ignorance I had to google that......didnt know that was what they are called
betty swollocks
large member
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Chickens?
