Any good jokes ... ?
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Viagra is the medication of choice in many old folks homes - it stops old men rolling out of bed...…
Also:
Viagra is the most environmentally friendly drug - it is great for sustainability.
Nibor
Bewildered
- Location
- Accrington
Up north you turn right at queensferry
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
I remember that picnic with Errol Brown... it started with a quiche
marshmella
Guru
- Location
- Telford, Shropshire
Liverpool have signed the Italian defender Robatelli and the Japanese midfielder Nikamota; manager jurgen Klopp said they should fit in well.
simonali
Guru
Profpointy
Legendary Member
Brilliant ! You can see the punchline coming, but it doesn't disapoint.
Nice line from someone, "rocket science is reasonably easy; it's rocket engineering that's hard"
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
I ended up in Saltney Ferry ....
Noodle Legs
Winging it
- Location
- Coalville, Leicestershire
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.
The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.
The next year, the Japanese won by two miles!
Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.
The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.
The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.
The next year, the Japanese won by two miles!
Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.
