Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

Woman goes to a hair salon in Newcastle...

"What can ah dee f'yee pet?" asks the hairdresser.

"I'd like a perm, please", comes the reply.

"Why aye", the scissor monkey says. "Ah wandered lernley as a cloud..."

A lorry full of terrapins destined for Pets at Home was involved in a crash on the Tyne Bridge, the entire load fell into the river below. It was a turtle disaster.

Ashington =/= Newcastle.

 

[ADarkDraconis]

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? They say that da brie was everywhere!

 

[Mugshot]

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? They say that da brie was everywhere!

I don't like cheese jokes as a roule but that's not bad.

 

[ADarkDraconis]

I don't like cheese jokes as a roule but that's not bad.

Cheesy or not, I like a gouda joke!

 

[TVC]

There is a wash basin trying to get through my front door.






I'll just let that sink in.

I knew it was there, I heard a tap on the window.

 

[raleighnut]

I knew it was there, I heard a tap on the window.

It was a trap.

 

[Milzy]

What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 m long? A πthon.

 

[ADarkDraconis]

It was a trap.

We'll have to put a stopper to this. Humor comes naturally, you can't faucet!

 

[raleighnut]

We'll have to put a stopper to this. Humor comes naturally, you can't faucet!

Yep, it's about time someone pulled the plug on these puns.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Yep, it's about time someone pulled the plug on these puns.

They're pretty draining, aren't they?

 

[raleighnut]

I'm washing my hands of this subject.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I'm washing my hands of this subject.

But I'm overflowing with ideas.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

STOP! Let this bidet end of these awful puns!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

They're pretty draining, aren't they?

And what are you basin that assessment on?

 

[Cavalol]