Cycling Dan
Cycle Crazy
I've just had a go at the Postcode Lottery.Or 'Royal Mail' as they're more commonly known.
Yes, I'll get my just desserts.You're exaggerating a trifle tony.
Ruined a good joke.Patient, " Doctor, people keep answering me with Tom Jones song titles".
Doctor, " It's not unusual"
Heard that before.....Ruined a good joke.
Patient: doctor, I can't stop singing "the green, green grass of home"
Doctor: that's easy. You have Tom Jones syndrome
Patient: is it rare?
Doctor :it's not unusual
Can't believe I just went to the trouble of typing that out.
You a Born Mackem GP?A Geordie lad's school was closed due to the weather and had to go to a school in Sunderland for the week. After his first day his Dad asked him how he'd got on.
"We did English and I came top of the class".
"That's greet son. You show them Mackems".
The next day his Dad asked him again how he'd got on.
"We did Maths and I came top of the class".
That's greet son. You show them Mackems".
The next day his Dad asked again.
"Weell Dad. We did PE. Them Mackem boys have only got little willy's. Mine's much bigger. Is that cos Ah'm a Geordie?"
"Nah son. It's cos they're 11 and your 25".