mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
- Location
- Narfuk
Ever since it started snowing my wife keeps looking through the window......I suppose I ought to let her in!
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Folk've been complaining about the acoustics in t'club... so we've set traps.
02GF74
Über Member
or two to be su4re
two to be sureNo I doubt it.
Maybe one of those nice girls from the catalogue though.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
There's some quality humour here....
Mr Haematocrit
msg me on kik for android
- Location
- Out of the saddle
I've started cycling to work everyday in a bid to get fit, but people say it makes me look gay.
So, to macho up my image a little bit, I've drawn some racing stripes on my basket.
So, to macho up my image a little bit, I've drawn some racing stripes on my basket.
Mr Haematocrit
msg me on kik for android
- Location
- Out of the saddle
If you want to know why the Brits are so good at cycling....
Then just take a look at the cost of public transport.
Then just take a look at the cost of public transport.
Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
- Location
- Warrington, UK
Eddie Vedder is quoted as saying - "Every time i hear the spice girls it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes"
tickled me tonight that.
tickled me tonight that.
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied,
“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith”
The rabbi then asked him,
“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied,
“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said,
“Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied,
“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith”
The rabbi then asked him,
“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied,
“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said,
“Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
I have to admire HWMNBM for his cycling while on drugs. I tried it and hit a dog and nearly went in the canal
Stephenite
Membå
- Location
- OslO
New Scotland manager Gordon Strachan says he is already preparing for the 2014 world cup.
He has bought himself a new TV.
He has bought himself a new TV.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. he is shown round the Coronary unit and the weight management clinic , the substance abuse clinic and is impressed with the work being done
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims:
"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"
The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:
"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it."
This continues with the next patient:
"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."
"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns unit."
happy 25th
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims:
"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"
The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:
"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it."
This continues with the next patient:
"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."
"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns unit."
happy 25th
