Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

I'm not sure if this is for here or the facts thread.

 

[welsh dragon]

2 elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other

"I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing".

 

[betty swollocks]

Q: Just what do you say when comforting a grammar nerd?
A: There, their, they’re.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[TVC]

 

[subaqua]

London Fire Brigade have confirmed the cause of the fire at the cafe at ZSL Regents Park .

Apparently somebody left the Gorilla on .....

 

[Tin Pot]

Englishman Irishman Scotsman in the mess hall at the barracks.
Englishman says to the Scotsman, “ could you pass the semolina pudding?”
Scotsman says “no”
...
Englishman ask “Why not?”
......
Scotsman says, “I don’t think one soldier should help another to dessert”

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Sky Sports are broadcasting next year's World Origami Championships. It's on Paper View.

 

[Cavalol]

I was run over earlier this morning by a snow plough.

"B*****d", I said, through gritted teeth.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

How do snowmen travel?
By icicle.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Genie you can have two wishes

Dave: I wish I was rich

Genie : granted, what's your second wish ?

Rich : I want lots of money

 

[ClichéGuevara]

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

 

[TVC]

Three wise men walk away from a stable, the bickering begins:
‘I thought we’d all agreed to only spend £20 presents?’
‘Yes, and then SOMEONE hands over a bar of gold’.
‘There was a sale on’


Gary Delaney.

 

[welsh dragon]

What do you call father Christmas on the beach.

Sandy Claus

 

[Joey Shabadoo]