Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

I've finished the Christmas shopping. I got our lass a new bag and matching belt. Hopefully that'll get the hoover working again.

 

[tony111]

I've finished the Christmas shopping. I got our lass a new bag and matching belt. Hopefully that'll get the hoover working again.

Joke of the week for me......and I'm nicking it.....if that's ok.

 

[Dave7]

I've finished the Christmas shopping. I got our lass a new bag and matching belt. Hopefully that'll get the hoover working again.

I have also "borrowed" that one...very good.

 

[Tim Hall]

Why do elephants drink?

To forget.

 

[Cavalol]

I used to date a flight attendant from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair.

 

[betty swollocks]

A man goes to the doctor with hearing problems:
"Can you describe the symptoms to me?"
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marg is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

 

[subaqua]

Poundland twitter feed is rather hilarious https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/...elf-in-bizarre-sexual-positions-a3725491.html

 

[User6179]

Poundland twitter feed is rather hilarious https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/...elf-in-bizarre-sexual-positions-a3725491.html

Been reading the feed for an hour

 

[Arjimlad]

I am baffled by what teabagging might be but too scared to google it !

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I am baffled by what teabagging might be but too scared to google it !

This young lady from Dundee has the gist of it -


View: https://youtu.be/tuR7nbTLQbM?t=55s

 

[subaqua]

Poundland, a load of boys stuck in the 1970s. Hilarious.

Except my missus found it and thinks it is hilarious . But don’t let a woman tell you she thinks it’s funny hey ...

Waits for comments about being repressed ... love to see you tell her that

 

[Andy_R]

Lets not start sniping again and get the thread locked, again. Happy Christmas everyone.

 

[User6179]

Poundland, a load of boys stuck in the 1970s. Hilarious.

Their marketing is ran by a woman

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Mod note:

Enough about the Poundland ads. If you want to discuss it please start a new thread.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

After seeing those cute puppies on the Andrex advert, I decided to get the kids one for Christmas.

I can't wait to see their excited little faces when they open up their extra-soft toilet roll.