FishFright
More wheels than sense
Xmasy nerddery
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Where have I seen that before? <scratches head>
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
That’s been shared before but it still made me laugh (again).
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I've joined the animal liberation front. I broke into a Turkey farm last night, and escaped with 5,000 Turkeys.
I'll be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have defrosted.
I'll be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have defrosted.
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Glad it isn't just me
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I'm sick and tired of my mates not being able to handle their drink.
They dropped me three times last night trying to carry me to the car.
They dropped me three times last night trying to carry me to the car.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week. I took a load of abuse for my floral tribute that was in the shape of a lifejacket, but as I told everyone at the service, it's what he would've wanted.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Much better than the explanation I had. Thank you.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
At works Christmas party last night, I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots...
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Glad it isn't just me
There's a pop music song where the lyrics go:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Damn right, it's better than yours
Of course it's possible that the boys were going to the yard anyway, and the young lady's milkshake had nothing to do with it.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
I prefer the Peter Griffin "My Moob Shake" version
