2-6x7 +1=?
Any good jokes ... ?
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2-6x7 +1=?
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Is the answer potato?
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
3 men die on Christmas eve.
To get into heaven St Peter says "You must have something that represents Christmas"
The first man flicks on his lighter and says "Its a candle"
St Peter lets him pass.
The second takes out his keys and jingles them and says "Christmas bells".
St Peter lets him pass.
The third takes out a pair of women's panties and says "They're Carols"
St Peter lets him pass.
To get into heaven St Peter says "You must have something that represents Christmas"
The first man flicks on his lighter and says "Its a candle"
St Peter lets him pass.
The second takes out his keys and jingles them and says "Christmas bells".
St Peter lets him pass.
The third takes out a pair of women's panties and says "They're Carols"
St Peter lets him pass.
Had to read that 3 times but penny eventually dropped
Haha, that's brilliant, I'm pinching that one for elsewhere!
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnie's DVD.
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
A day is a long time on this thread...
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
What a load of billhooks
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
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- Kingston upon the River Hull
As an apolgy, and given your username and the joke, I offer this as penitence.
"After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes." (Ronnie Corbett - to come full circle)
Good one.
Strange though.....I phoned someone up and told them that one but they just didnt understand it.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
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- Kingston upon the River Hull
A Yorkshireman and a Scouser go into Greggs the bakers.
The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Yorkshireman, "Did you see that? The staff never even saw me."
The Yorkshireman says, "That's nowt mate, watch this."
So the Yorkshireman goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Gi'us a pie and I'll show thee some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.
The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"
The Yorkshireman says, "Go and check that Scouser's pocket."
The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Yorkshireman, "Did you see that? The staff never even saw me."
The Yorkshireman says, "That's nowt mate, watch this."
So the Yorkshireman goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Gi'us a pie and I'll show thee some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.
The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"
The Yorkshireman says, "Go and check that Scouser's pocket."
Leaway2
Lycrist
- Location
- Manchester (Sale)
I missed it as I had gone for a P.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
A drummer who is really fed up with being told he isn't a proper musician decides to prove he is so he walked into a music shop and asks for the red trumpet and the accordion, the guy in the shop replied: you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator stays here.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
I bought a bottle of port in the Co-Op last week but had to cycle home with it.
Because I was worried I'd smash the bottle if I fell off, it seemed to be a good idea to drink the port there & then.
This proved to be an excellent decision as I fell off seven times on the way back !
Because I was worried I'd smash the bottle if I fell off, it seemed to be a good idea to drink the port there & then.
This proved to be an excellent decision as I fell off seven times on the way back !
