Rupert was stopped in the street by a chugger. After the chugger got her "it's just a pound a week" line out, her target said, "My mother is bed ridden and gets no financial help from social services, I have five children from three divorced wives, and my sister's husband has just died and she is relying on crisis loans to live." I'm sorry", said the charity worker, "I feel bad about asking you for money." "So you should" replied Rupert, "If I'm not giving them any money, why should I give any to you?"