glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
Or simply tell him, "Snout to do with you".
Any good jokes ... ?
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Or simply tell him, "Snout to do with you".
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
That must be a porkie pie. Unless he's just after a porking.
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Just phoned my wife to tell her some of these jokes, but it was a bit of a bad line. All I could hear was crackling.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
How does one titillate an ocelot?
One oscillates its tit a lot!
One oscillates its tit a lot!
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
I don't trust new cafes. They fill me with uncertain tea
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User169
Guest
Sad news. The person who invented predictive text has pissed away. Their funfair is next monkey.
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User169
Guest
Ltl!!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Mugshot
Cracking a solo.
Well it was me that posted after the 5th time, so it was kinda predictable that it'd be me that did it againWouldn't surprise me if you trawled 5.000+ posts to check.
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