Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

Yes, lots. In its prime it was excellent. Now it seems to be somewhat dated though that might be me leaving the target age range.

It still has moments of brilliance, mostly from the cartoons. The "articles" have been the same thing on a loop for a good few years now.

 

[Markymark]

It still has moments of brilliance, mostly from the cartoons. The "articles" have been the same thing on a loop for a good few years now.

Tbf it's probably got a life span of 5 years with each reader before they get too old.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

The Farmer/Healey stuff is brilliant, but I've given up trying to read anything by the guy that does Archie McBlarter. They can't all be zingers.

 

[TVC]

I've not read it for years, but I have recently started following them on Faceache, most of their jokes are puerile, but for some reason the milk bottle one made me gaffaw.

 

[Nibor]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[welsh dragon]

Two little boys walked Into a chemist shop. One of the boys picked up a box of tampons and placed it on the counter. The chemist looked at him and said
" son. Do you know what those are"

"Not really replied the little boy, they arn't for me, they're for him". He said pointing to the other boy.

" He is my brother, and he's only 4 years old. It said on the TV if you buy these you'll be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now he can't do none of them things".

 

[ufkacbln]

Here's the 'before' photo. The 'after' is a bit much for a family forum.

Doc, my gut feels a bit queasy.... a sort of churning feeling

 

[raleighnut]

Two little boys walked Into a chemist shop. One of the boys picked up a box of tampons and placed it on the counter. The chemist looked at him and said
" son. Do you know what those are"

"Not really replied the little boy, they arn't for me, they're for him". He said pointing to the other boy.

" He is my brother, and he's only 4 years old. It said on the TV if you buy these you'll be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now he can't do none of them things".

Nearly spat my tea out.

 

[postman]

Guy goes to the circus. When the circus talent scout asks what his talent is, the guy starts flapping his arms and flies all around the big top. He lands next to the talent scout, all out of breath.

The talent scout says, "is that all you do, BIRD IMITATIONS?"

Not my joke but Hawkeye from M *A*S*H.

 

[simon the viking]

Guy goes to the circus. When the circus talent scout asks what his talent is, the guy starts flapping his arms and flies all around the big top. He lands next to the talent scout, all out of breath.

The talent scout says, "is that all you do, BIRD IMITATIONS?"

Not my joke but Hawkeye from M *A*S*H.

Yes but B.J told it better..................

 

[postman]

Yes but B.J told it better..................

Yes he did.

 

[Profpointy]

Penguin goes into the dole office as he's unemployed,and explains he's a plasterer. The dole guy is absolutely amazed at a talking penguin coming in but regains enough composure to suggest the penguin might well get a job in the circus.

"mmm" says the penguin, "a circus is one of those big tents where they put shows on isn't?" "why yes" says the dole officer.

"why the f would the owner of a big tent want to hire a plasterer?"

 

[Salty seadog]

What do you call two crows sitting a tree...?





















Attempted murder........