Any good jokes ... ?

[Markymark]

Get your coat and go ohm!

Watt?? Not sure you have the Power to tell him that.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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Resistance was futile

 

[Hitchington]

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I've heard that one so many times on the comedy circuit.

 

[midlife]

Sorry to be a bit thick but I don't get it.......

Shaun

 

[Profpointy]

Sorry to be a bit thick but I don't get it.......

Shaun

chemistry....

H2O = water

H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide

 

[machew]

Sorry to be a bit thick but I don't get it.......

Shaun

Hydrogen peroxide has the formula H202

 

[midlife]

Ah! Gotcha

Shaun

 

[TVC]

Whoever said what goes up must come down has clearly never shoved a milk bottle in their arse.

 

[raleighnut]

Whoever said what goes up must come down has clearly never shoved a milk bottle in their arse.

Have you been 'experimenting' again.

 

[Markymark]

Whoever said what goes up must come down has clearly never shoved a milk bottle in their arse.

Have you been 'experimenting' again.

Here's the 'before' photo. The 'after' is a bit much for a family forum.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Don't trust atoms .... They make up everything!

 

[AndyRM]

Have you been 'experimenting' again.

Nah, he's been reading Viz.

 

[TVC]

Nah, he's been reading Viz.

Indeed, though I had heard it a few years ago too.

 

[AndyRM]

Indeed, though I had heard it a few years ago too.

I'm pretty sure that all jokes in the Viz are repeated on a life-cycle of around 5 years.

 

[Markymark]

Viz has more than one joke?

Yes, lots. In its prime it was excellent. Now it seems to be somewhat dated though that might be me leaving the target age range.