Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

Televised fishing is apparently a thing.

I'm hooked.

 

[Nibor]

I might if I was lucky.

I would tell you a longer joke about TCP packet transfer and you would get it eventually.

A fellow geek feeling the love can't tell I work in VoIP

 

[TVC]

How many IT Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once they've tried turning it off and back on again they are stuck.

 

[subaqua]

A fellow geek feeling the love can't tell I work in VoIP

Nobody works in VoIP . they have employment but they don't work

 

[Smokin Joe]

My teenage daughter came home in a rage.

‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’

I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”

 

[Nibor]

Nobody works in VoIP . they have employment but they don't work

And youy point is??

 

[Nibor]

How many IT Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once they've tried turning it off and back on again they are stuck.

What do you mean that is a hardware issue not my problem.

 

[Andy_R]

A Roman legionary walks into a tavern and holds up two fingers
"5 pints please, barman"

 

[Hitchington]

What does Morrissey like to spread on his toast in the morning?

I don't know, but Marr might.

 

[Globalti]

A woman is walking along the pavement when a man stops his car, winds down the window and beckons her over. When she looks inside the car she sees that he's exposing himself. She carries on up the road to the Police station and reports the man. The Police officer on duty asks her: "Do you mind if I ask, Madam.... was he in an erectile state?"

"Oooh I don't know," replies the woman. "I think it was a Renault Clio."

 

[ufkacbln]

IT professionals are no more qualified or experienced than you

10 % knowledge
10 % skill
20% luck
60% Google

However the real difference is that they have bigger words to describe e problem

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I'm wondering whether to market my range of glass coffins


Remains to be seen.

 

[bruce1530]

IT professionals are no more qualified or experienced than you

10 % knowledge
10 % skill
20% luck
60% Google

However the real difference is that they have bigger words to describe e problem

The real difference is that a good IT professional knows WHAT to google...

 

[ufkacbln]

The real difference is that a good IT professional knows WHAT to google...

Fair point

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Most of the time, googling an error message gives you loads of pages where people have the same problem as you but don't know how to fix it either!