Any good jokes ... ?

[TwickenhamCyclist]

If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 up is Lemonade.

 

[Markymark]

Let me tell what I know about dwarves.

Very little.

 

[Levo-Lon]

A charity panto for people with acute paranoia descended into chaos the other night when someone in the audience shouted 'he's behind you'

 

[PaulB]

Why do cows keep on returning to the marijuana fields?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

 

[Hitchington]

I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth theist

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

Let me tell what I know about dwarves.

Very little.

I would tell you the one about the dwarf with learning difficulties, but that wouldn't be very big... or cleaver...

 

[Hitchington]

I would tell you the one about the dwarf with learning difficulties, but that wouldn't be very big... or cleaver...

Bet he could spell better than you...

 

[ufkacbln]

Bet he could spell better than you...

That was a rather cutting remark

 

[ufkacbln]

Shame about the way it is being used, but the "Schroedinger's Immigrant" was quite a clever point

 

[fatblokish]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfmAY6M6aA

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

Bet he could spell better than you...

I've always been an atrocious speller... lots of words I can spell, but many I can just never get...
cleaver v clever... that actually took me three attempts and four references back to an on-line dictionary to write those two words correctly. I know the difference and can pronounce them, but spelling them, for some reason I just can't get the spelling. I doubt I'll remember later on today how to spell clever and put it down as cleaver if I need to write it - cleaver just 'looks' right for some reason...
But yes, I see the irony...

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

A lovely edit of The Thick of It gang watching Jeremy Hunt receive a brutal grilling from Jon Snow over his handling of the imposition of new NHS Junior Doctors contracts.



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0PeN3fkzmQ

 

[Hitchington]

But yes, I see the irony...

 

[tyred]

If you ever feel like your job is pointless, just remember there's a poor sap in Bavaria who spends his days installing indicators on BMWs.

 

[Markymark]

If you ever feel like your job is pointless, just remember there's a poor sap in Bavaria who spends his days installing indicators on BMWs.

You say that. I drive a BMW and they're incredibly useful in showing my contempt for everyone else by not using them. I'd be devastated if the reason I didn't indicate was because I couldn't rather than I couldn't care less.