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Once upon a time there was an indigenous group of natives who had developed a level of technology that was entirely appropriate to their environment and circumstances lived on a small island

There was a sparsity of trees and wood, so rather than enter a disadvantaged trade agreement with local neighbouring tribes and hence incur a significant national debt, they decided to build their houses from grass

Equally in the interests of the tribe and responsible use of natural resources,they decided to use the rare stone found on the island to build ceremonial chairs for the head of the family (the head of the family being agreed on an democratic basis and independent of the gender, monetary input or age of the individual l, and the vote being truly democratic and witnessed by an independent organisation to guarantee true equality)

Unfortunately there was little available land to build the grass houses and to store the ceremonial stone chairs (The ceremonial chairs, naturally being of an inter-faith nature and not being biased towards any particular religious group, and accepting the diversity of the users of these chairs) )

An engineer (obviously a qualified individual who has gained their qualification on their own merits, and therefore the title is therefore free of any distinction of gender, race creed, class or religion) visited the island and whilst recognising the technology of the tribe as entirely appropriate decided to suggest (in the correct aim of constructive development and enlightenment and absolutely non-critical of the tribe's present technological state) suggested thatthey could add additional floors to the present grass houses and hence increase both the living space and the storage of the ceremonial chairs on the first floor would alow a non-gneder specific additional capacity to cook and interact as a family

Grateful for the independent advice, the tribe decided in an entirely democratic way to implement the suggestion and built eco-friendly grass houses with a first (and in some cases a second) floor with the ceremonial chairs

Unfortunately after a storm the upper stories collapsed causing the ceremonial chairs to fall to the ground and causing personal injury and psychological damage to many individuals ( who of course received a high level of care through an efficient state sponsored heath system)

However the moral of the story (shared in a constructive an educational manner that supports the right of the individual to make mistakes, but also supports a non-blame culture that allows the community to constructively learn form such errors)

People in grass houses should not stow thrones
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
Can't think of anywhere else to post this, not heard it for years.


View: https://youtu.be/BD-LDqtN1qA
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
I have masturbated 4 miles today according to my new Fitbit
b@stard...you made me burn the inside of my nose with my coffee.....:laugh::laugh:
 

screenman

Legendary Member
EVER WONDER

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is that the man who invests all your money is called a Broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there cat flavoured dog food?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why, if Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
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