Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulSB]

one for the grammar police

 

[wheresthetorch]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Have you ever imagined a world without any hypothetical questions?

 

[Turdus philomelos]

I use to have a real fear of climbing chestnuts trees...
... I have recently managed to conker it.

 

[jonyjony]

A white guy was having a pee when a guy from Senegal comes in and started peeing in the next urinal , the white guy peered over and gasped out loud " jesus i wish i had one like that " . The Senegalese guy on hearing this said " if you really one one like mine then there is a way "....."tell me..tell me .please " says the white guy .
"OK , its a bit painful but it will work .....Take a half house brick and with a piece of string tie it to your appendage and leave it there for a few days " ." Great" , "i will give it a go " he says .
A week goes by and the two men see each other in the street " hows it going ?"" asks the Senegalese guy ." is it working yet "?

"Oh i think its beginning too " he replies .



"Its starting to turn Black "


Edited for the more sensitive souls amongst us ...oh and the P C brigade .

 

[martint235]

In a similar vein....

Guy goes to the toilet and as he's standing there he looks over at the tackle of the guy next to him. What he sees just makes him too curious and he says "excuse me but why do you have Wy tattooed on your dick?". "Oh", says the guy unperturbed, "when I get an erection it spells my girlfriend 's name, Wendy". They both leave, curiosity satisfied.

A week or so later the guy is in a loo again standing next to a large Caribbean man. "excuse me but is your girlfriend called Wendy?" he asks. "No why?" says the man. "well why do you have Wy tattooed on your dick then?". "ah", says the man, "when I get an erection it says Welcome to the West Indies, have a nice day"

 

[theclaud]

Words fail me.

 

[AndyRM]

Seconded @theclaud. Bernard Manning would be proud of those last two efforts.

 

[Cubist]

[QUOTE 4154607, member: 45"]Has any of it been reported?[/QUOTE]
No.

Would it make any difference?

Possibly.

Did anyone report @vernon when he told a version of the first big Willy joke?

 

[TVC]

Would it make any difference?

I flagged up a post here a while ago for being mysogynistic and it was removed.

I don't think anyone posts jokes believing that they will offend, so quietly asking the mods to have a look if you think something isn't acceptable for a public forum is the right action.

 

[Markymark]

No.

Possibly.

Did anyone report @vernon when he told a version of the first big Willy joke?

But vernon's was a true story

 

[martint235]

Mine came from Richard Pryor. Is it wrong or only wrong when I post it?

 

[martint235]

And I've reported it myself for a Mod's view

 

[TVC]

Mine came from Richard Pryor. Is it wrong or only wrong when I post it?

Tha fact that it's a Richard Pryor joke should be a clue . I think early on in this thread it was suggested to just post jokes you would tell your gran or a child, because this is public and anyone could be reading these posts.

 

[derrick]

My Gran used to tell me all the good one's

 

[martint235]

Tha fact that it's a Richard Pryor joke should be a clue . I think early on in this thread it was suggested to just post jokes you would tell your gran or a child, because this is public and anyone could be reading these posts.

I've been back a few pages and I think I could be forgiven for not realising that. There's more than a few I wouldn't have told my mum.