2,500 years ago in Greece, a girl named Gedophamee was attending an unnamed athletic festival.
In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpetre, before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the naked males marching toward her. She exclaimed: "Oh.......Limp Pricks!"
And that, my friends, over the next two and a half millennia, has morphed into: "Olympics".
In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpetre, before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the naked males marching toward her. She exclaimed: "Oh.......Limp Pricks!"
And that, my friends, over the next two and a half millennia, has morphed into: "Olympics".