The Olympics .....
The Romanian’s have taken Gold, Silver and Bronze.... along with copper, lead, brass and the wrought iron.
The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show off the medals they’ve won to the kids who made them.
“We’ll win the most medals” was the quote before the Olympics by the Chinese team captain, Chee Ting Twat.
A couple of weeks ago I knew nothing about the Olympics, now I can't wait for next year's.
All those millionaire Premier League footballers could learn a thing or two from our Olympic heroes.
The ability to read and write for example.
Congratulations to Nicola Adams for reaching the Olympic final of the Women's Fly Weight.
She has had to overcome years of sexism and innuendo in the sport to get this far. I, for one, am really looking forward to seeing her box.
Spelling is important, look! The difference between won and one: Great Britain have just won gold.
Australia have just one gold.
I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics, but then: if they could run,
they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.
If the British equestrian team have taught us one thing this week, it's that the only thing you need to win an Olympic medal
is hard work, dedication and tenacity. Oh yes, and for daddy to buy you a horse.
This morning, I've been watching the female athletes on the TV. Unfortunately, I now have a bad case of Ennis Elbow.
After seeing how poor the Chinese are in the running events at London 2012,
I'm gonna try my luck and not pay for my take-away tonight.
The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team
after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events.
Team GB win gold in the fencing, after a competitor from Liverpool disposes of
three watches and two DVD players in under five minutes.
Beach Volleyball is a team sport. But I prefer to play with myself