Any good jokes ... ?

[Andrew_P]

My mate told me to put all my money on a horse called 'Landfill'

Turned out to be a rubbish tip.

 

[RichardB]

The lions say 'Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushybees.'

That is truly dreadful. Well done.

 

[Leaway2]

Its 7 weeks until pancake day & I see the shops are already stocking up on flour, eggs & lemon juice.............

Are they eggspecting something?

I couldn't give a toss.

 

[subaqua]

That's nothing. I've already had my first Cadbury's Creme egg of Easter.

bag of mini eggs " fell " into the basket yesterday. they made it as far as the carpark entrance . my excuse was I needed fuel for my body to ride home

 

[swee'pea99]

I couldn't give a toss.

Please yourshellf

 

[Leaway2]

Please yourshellf

Well that was a crêpe response!

 

[swee'pea99]

Well that was a crêpe response!

That's quite un oeuf from you.

 

[benb]

Some of you lot can't take a yolk

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

You guys crack me up.

 

[benb]

Ovary funny

 

[wheresthetorch]

You all need to shell out on new joke books.

 

[TVC]

Last time I was in jail I was I was assaulted and all my tobacco was taken. I'm never playing Monopoly with my brother's family again.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I thought of a really great joke about memory loss....and now I can't remember it.

 

[RichardB]

I thought of a really great joke about memory loss....and now I can't remember it.

You've been smoking too much cannabis. The symptoms are:

1. Loss of short-term memory
2. Lung damage
3. Loss of short-term memory.

 

[Maverick Goose]

You've been smoking too much cannabis. The symptoms are:

1. Loss of short-term memory
2. Lung damage
3. Loss of short-term memory.

I never inhaled...