Any good jokes ... ?

[Hitchington]

What's Iron Man's favourite fairground ride?

The ferrous wheel.

 

[Hitchington]

What's the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.

 

[Hitchington]

I bought some shoes off a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day!

 

[pawl]

People said I had a Phil Collins obsession. I'm over it, though. Take a look at me now.



I'm getting angry about people making all these fat jokes about Adele. Hasn't she got enough on her plate?

Went to a friends funeral. He died after being struck on the head by a tennis ball.
We all agreed it was the best service we had seen








IGMC

 

[Moon bunny]

I've been thinking about how they have been getting away with it, and from what I can see to disguise the use of dodgy meat in their lasagna, they were using mascarpone cheese.

What's the best cheese for hiding a horse?

Mascarpone

What's the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.

I am beginning to think the main use of mascarpone cheese is to hide small horses.

 

[Hitchington]

I am beginning to think the main use of mascarpone cheese is to hide small horses.

Ricotta get some new jokes.

 

[Moon bunny]

I've Gouda few.

 

[Moon bunny]

Did you hear about the feminist cheese?

Germaine Gruyere.

 

[Cubist]

good grief, we'll be doing "how do you unwrap crumbly Welsh cheese?" again any moment.....

 

[vernon]

good grief, we'll be doing "how do you unwrap crumbly Welsh cheese?" again any moment.....

Frankly my dear, I don't give edam.

 

[vernon]

Did you hear about the feminist cheese?

Germaine Gruyere.

Or the singing cheese?

Brieyoncé

 

[RichardB]

Lovely bird, the Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage.

Sorry, wrong sketch.

 

[Cubist]

Lovely bird, the Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage.

Sorry, wrong sketch.

Wasn't it a Norwegian Jarlsberger, called Eric? (Didn't like the others, they were all too flat)

 

[Chromatic]

Anyone got any good "what's the difference" jokes?

What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit......

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/canoeing.179882/#post-3688905

 

[Markymark]

What's the difference between the last 5 pages of this thread and Miranda Hart?

Not a lot, they're both desperately unfunny.