Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

Actually, it would still be fine. CCTV doesn't count as being seen by a member of the public, which is required for the offence of outraging public decency.

This came up a few years ag in a legal newsgroup I was a member of - Rose vs DPP - in this case a couple who "made use of" a bank foyer, when ATM machines were located there. But it would equally apply to dogging.

Every day is a school day.

 

[Cavalol]

Every day is a school day.

Maybe don't put CCTV in there though.

 

[Sterlo]

Actually, it would still be fine. CCTV doesn't count as being seen by a member of the public, which is required for the offence of outraging public decency.

This came up a few years ag in a legal newsgroup I was a member of - Rose vs DPP - in this case a couple who "made use of" a bank foyer, when ATM machines were located there. But it would equally apply to dogging.

Maybe he was just making a deposit.😁

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Actually, it would still be fine. CCTV doesn't count as being seen by a member of the public, which is required for the offence of outraging public decency.

This came up a few years ag in a legal newsgroup I was a member of - Rose vs DPP - in this case a couple who "made use of" a bank foyer, when ATM machines were located there. But it would equally apply to dogging.

I will remember that

not sure why I need to but I can always hope

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

Tried reading the dictionary last night in bed, but failed to finish it.

Got up to P.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Yup - when my daughter was little we saw a pack of 12 yellow socks for her age - quite cheap
so we got them

12 yellow socks - clearly 6 pairs

or not

all similar coulrs but varying lengths and patterns

I'm not sure a 1 or 2 year old kid is all that bothered but it was a pain dressing her at times!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

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You may jest but one day at work I glanced down and was a bit confused as I'd thought I'd put my brogues on that morning. Well, the other shoe was a brogue. At least both were the same colour

As an aside there's a brilliantly subversive French black comedy "the tall blond man with one black shoe", who is drawn into a conspiracy between rival spy agencies

 

[Electric_Andy]

I once went out on a date to the cinema with a girl, we met in town and were walking to the cinema when she glanced down and said "I thought these boots felt weird". When she left the house, she'd put her left boot on, and her flatmates left boot on and not noticed

 

[PeteXXX]

No words..... 😂

 

[Seevio]

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No words..... 😂

Nailed it!

 

[SteveO69]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry, due to my dyslexia. Well, sod you Mr Jenkins, guess who is now an expert thrower, glazer and has his very own kiln.