Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just had some bloke knock on my door selling paintings he said he did in prison.

I think he's some sort of con artist.

 

[craigwend]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[Jameshow]

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I read stickman to a reception class.....
Little did I know it would come true! 😢

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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No words..... 😂

no stencil either apparently

 

[MichaelW2]

Garages have oil on the floor.
Barbers have hair on the floor.

Banks, what is your problem?

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Reminds me of the Elder Son's comment: "I'm so glad we learned trigonometry; so many times I thought, "Gosh, I wish I could accurately calculate the height of that random building over there for no apparent reason.""

 

[newts]

Reminds me of the Elder Son's comment: "I'm so glad we learned trigonometry; so many times I thought, "Gosh, I wish I could accurately calculate the height of that random building over there for no apparent reason.""

I used trigonometry on a regular basis for accurate measurements. One from today to get the angle of the end wall.

 

[morrisman]

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron which is ironic