Any good jokes ... ?

[Hover Fly]

Grandma probably got put on some kind of register.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

With all this high wind, I'm concerned about the caravan in the front garden. I've no idea who it belongs to.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[cyberknight]

What job at a cannibal restaurant is the most prestigious ?

The Head chef .............

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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and if you didn't do it, the teacher whacked you with the end of the rope.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Now that's my sort of support group...

 

[craigwend]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Alcohol and calculus never mix.
Don't drink and derive.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Tribansman]

Damaging to their great family dog reputation

A Dogs Trust spokesman condemned the report for leading people a stray with its 'barking' speculation

 

[morrisman]

I've invented a mind controlled air freshener, people said they did not understand it, but it made scents when they thought about it

 

[tyred]

 

[SteveO69]