SteveO69
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Any good jokes ... ?
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I was sitting in what I thought was the accident and emergency department the other night waiting to be seen…
The guy next to me says,
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face!
Great chieftain o' the puddin race!"
I turned my head round to the girl sat on my other side and she said,
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's being in thy breastie!"
Surprised, I said to a doctor walking past,
"Here mate, is this the psychiatric ward?" He says,"no, sorry, this is the Burns unit."
🏴
The guy next to me says,
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face!
Great chieftain o' the puddin race!"
I turned my head round to the girl sat on my other side and she said,
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's being in thy breastie!"
Surprised, I said to a doctor walking past,
"Here mate, is this the psychiatric ward?" He says,"no, sorry, this is the Burns unit."
🏴
mistyoptic
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SteveO69
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Chris S
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Had to search for that! It's true!
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...-scout-sells-cookies-outside-marijuana-clinic
Gwylan
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But actually walking your dog will be fine.
ebikeerwidnes
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But dogging on your walk is not
So long as the dog isn't dealing in dodgy Bob Martins.
SteveO69
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Alex321
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Actually, it would still be fine. CCTV doesn't count as being seen by a member of the public, which is required for the offence of outraging public decency.
This came up a few years ag in a legal newsgroup I was a member of - Rose vs DPP - in this case a couple who "made use of" a bank foyer, when ATM machines were located there. But it would equally apply to dogging.
