Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Last night I cooked a meal with red wine.
After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

 

[tyred]

 

[Hover Fly]

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Bottled DD! How old is that photo?

 

[Dave7]

During an examination the Doctor exclaims "mercury is rising in uranus" .
The patient says "I don't believe in that astronomy stuff".
The Doc says "neither do I, my thermometer just snapped".

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Blue]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

2 women talking.
First one says "I've had the sh*ts over Christmas"
Her friend says "don't worry, they go back to school on Monday"

 

[morrisman]

Working with radiation is a unique job. It is the only job where it is considered bad if a review of your work results in a glowing report.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[mistyoptic]