Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

 

[raleighnut]

What happened to that??

Used to see it around Moreton Cross all the time

I have been told it was because dogs used to have bones and it was caused by the calcium or something

But my dog had bones and her poo was never white

side note - she was weird with a bone - lay in the garden with it knawing at it for an hour or so
then went off and buried it

but the daft bitch never remembered where she had put it
the next day I would see her sadly wandering around the garden pawing at random bits of soil
I had to keep an eye on her and watch where she buried it - then go out after 10-15 minutes and dig it up
other wise I would not see it again until I dug the garden over - which was not often so it had rotted by then

She would watch me dig it up in a very worried manner as if wondering if she was allowed to intervene
but once I had retrieved it she would carefully grab it and gently pull it away in a worried manner
the go and chew it again for a while
but then just leave it on the grass - never thought about re-burying it

Strange dog - the deep tooth marks on the solid bone were rather worrying though - there was some serious power in the laws of the daft looking dog!
(German Shepard BTW)

I don't know how true it is but German Shepherd dogs reputedly have the highest 'jaw pressure' of any dog, luckily they're one of the most loyal and loving of any breed. My last one had a party trick though, discovered entirely by accident one christmas. A filbert (hazelnut) fell onto the floor and Sabor picked it up, 'clonked' it around his teeth then chomped down breaking the shell then promptly spat it out and picked up the kernel and scoffed it. We sat there in amazement, it wasn't just that he'd cracked the nut but the 'clonking' until he'd got it in just the right place in his jaw to crack it open then dropped it and ate the nut inside.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]