Any good jokes ... ?
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Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Did you hear about the South African who couldn't stop eating cheese?
He got feta and feta and feta.
He got feta and feta and feta.
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,
Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.
The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.
The man tried jumping, he tried calling for help, all to no avail.
So he decided to sit down in a corner of the hole and wait for the morning
About an hour later, another drunk taking a short cut through the cemetery, fell into the open grave.
Like the previous drunk he tried jumping, but he just didn't have enough reach to get out.
The first drunk was watching him in the dark and said to the newcomer,
"You won't make it"
He was wrong
Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.
The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.
The man tried jumping, he tried calling for help, all to no avail.
So he decided to sit down in a corner of the hole and wait for the morning
About an hour later, another drunk taking a short cut through the cemetery, fell into the open grave.
Like the previous drunk he tried jumping, but he just didn't have enough reach to get out.
The first drunk was watching him in the dark and said to the newcomer,
"You won't make it"
He was wrong
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
This is one of my favourites...
There was once an inflatable boy who attended an inflatable school. One day, he finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.
The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatable school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.
A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.
Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:
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"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."
There was once an inflatable boy who attended an inflatable school. One day, he finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.
The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatable school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.
A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.
Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:
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"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
no - something I don't know - not things I didn;t want to know
Punkawallah
Über Member
My wife and I have decided we don’t want to have children. We’re going to tell them tonight.
