Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[oldwheels]

Joining two bolts with one nut packed with caps could be great fun, especially if you mastered the art of tightening it just enough so they fly apart on impact.

We used match heads. Once at school all the boys were told to stand and then empty their pockets and turn them inside out. When the heedie appeared I suspected something was afoot and stashed my bolts behind the desk supports. Got away with it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I certainly remember them, and there was another type of 'cap gun' ammunition that were tiny red cups with powder in the middle, they were specific to toy revolvers I think and came in rings of six. Neither however, were anywhere near as good as breaking the heads off half a dozen matches, putting them down on the kerbstone and belting them with a hammer! Now that made a bang.

In younger more carefree (stupid) times, we would empty bangers (the fireworks) into pub ashtrays and watch the fun when people stumped their fags out. The more drunk they were, the funnier it seemed to us.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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It doesn't matter how I fill the dishwasher, per our lass I always do it wrong and she moves stuff around.

 

[rikki]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Last Tuesday I applied for a job in a sandwich factory.
Today I received an email to say the roll had been filled.

 

[morrisman]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Last Tuesday I applied for a job in a sandwich factory.
Today I received an email to say the roll had been filled.

Clearly a job well done!

tomorrow you can move onto the hot food section

do as well on that and you will be toast

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Dave7]

Little girl asks "Mummy, why were you bouncing up and down on Daddy's tummy last night".
Mummy says "well, Daddy's tummy is a bit fat so I do that to help it go flat".
Little girl says "well that's not going to work, the babysitter keeps blowing it up again".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]