Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[oldwheels]

Joining two bolts with one nut packed with caps could be great fun, especially if you mastered the art of tightening it just enough so they fly apart on impact.

We used match heads. Once at school all the boys were told to stand and then empty their pockets and turn them inside out. When the heedie appeared I suspected something was afoot and stashed my bolts behind the desk supports. Got away with it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I certainly remember them, and there was another type of 'cap gun' ammunition that were tiny red cups with powder in the middle, they were specific to toy revolvers I think and came in rings of six. Neither however, were anywhere near as good as breaking the heads off half a dozen matches, putting them down on the kerbstone and belting them with a hammer! Now that made a bang.

In younger more carefree (stupid) times, we would empty bangers (the fireworks) into pub ashtrays and watch the fun when people stumped their fags out. The more drunk they were, the funnier it seemed to us.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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It doesn't matter how I fill the dishwasher, per our lass I always do it wrong and she moves stuff around.

 

[rikki]

 

[tyred]