raleighnut
Legendary Member
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- One of the 'Elite'
What about the ant health and safety guy, I bet he's indign ant.
Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
And the union rep: milit ant
mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
- Location
- Narfuk
Two Ants had sex but didn't enjoy it much................an Anti climax!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
The French ant who didn't mind waiting and was happy to help you: attend ant.
And his angry brother who liked pastries: cross ant.
IGMC
And his angry brother who liked pastries: cross ant.
IGMC
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RichardB
Slightly retro
- Location
- West Wales
He was announcing his intention to retrieve his outer garments and depart.
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now…
I wonder what she’s up to now…
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
The doctor was on his daily round of the mental asylum and had just entered the room of two of his long term patients. One was sawing imaginary wood into hundreds of pieces and the other was hanging upside down from the ceiling.
"What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first man.
"I'm sawing wood," he said, "isn't that obvious?"
"Well, what's your friend doing?"
"Oh, don't mind him, he thinks he's a lightbulb."
"Don't you think you should help him down before all the blood rushes to his head?" continued the doctor.
"What!" exclaimed the man, "and work in the dark!"
"What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first man.
"I'm sawing wood," he said, "isn't that obvious?"
"Well, what's your friend doing?"
"Oh, don't mind him, he thinks he's a lightbulb."
"Don't you think you should help him down before all the blood rushes to his head?" continued the doctor.
"What!" exclaimed the man, "and work in the dark!"
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
glenn forger
Guest
Saw an antelope the other day.
She was coming down the ladder to her boyfriend's car.
She was coming down the ladder to her boyfriend's car.
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
What happened to the man who ran a dating agency for chickens?
He just couldn't make hens meet [not to mention the endless cockups].
He just couldn't make hens meet [not to mention the endless cockups].
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Hedgehogs! Learn to share the hedge.
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
And don't be so prickly!
