Any good jokes ... ?

[ufkacbln]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

 

[simon the viking]

Apparently the word 'Gullible' is to be taken out of next years edition of The Oxford English Dictionary

 

[Andy_R]

Apparently the word 'Gullible' is to be taken out of next years edition of The Oxford English Dictionary

I think you'll find its already been removed......

 

[srw]

I think you'll find its already been removed......

About 40 years ago, IIRC.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

About 40 years ago, IIRC.

It has never actually been in the dictionary, due to a printing error in the first edition.

 

[glenn forger]

Isn't it in the index?

 

[Maverick Goose]

We've just received a letter from TalkTalk inviting us to sign up for their latest deal...

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

So I visited a Mosque with a mate of mine, on the way out he told me he had the entire Quran on CD-ROM. I asked him to burn me a copy. That's when the trouble began...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

82% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Statistically, one in every two and a half men is HIV positive.

 

[wheresthetorch]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in a bowl of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boyant

 

[Dayvo]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in a bowl of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boyant

And the one who goes in after them?

Ped ant!

 

[raleighnut]

Does that make the one you don't need redund ant.

 

[Dayvo]

Does that make the one you don't need redund ant.

Don't be flip ant!