subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
True , but even the WAFU have some aspirations , and to them being a pongo is seen as a step up
Any good jokes ... ?
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True , but even the WAFU have some aspirations , and to them being a pongo is seen as a step up
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Being a pongo is never a step up. Never.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
or the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
methinks this is deliberate.....I'm not going to fall into your heffalump trap and correct your spelink...
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.
glenn forger
Guest
Went to a Christian restaurant called The Lord Giveth, and it also does take away!
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
Not really a joke.... more a statement of fact...
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled..!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek..!"
Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled..!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek..!"
glenn forger
Guest
more knob gags, fewer politics.
RichardB
Slightly retro
- Location
- West Wales
A Yorkshireman had a wife who sadly died. He went to see the stonemason to discuss what to put on the gravestone.
"She was reet religious, tha knaws. Put summat on there that is a bit Godly, like." The stonemason agrees to think up a nice religious message. When the man goes back six weeks later, the stonemason unveils the headstone, which reads: SHE WAS THIN.
"Tha daft bugger, tha's left out the 'E'!"
"Ah, so I have. I'll put it reet for next week."
So the following week, the man returns, and the stonemason takes him to see the (corrected) headstone, which now reads:
Wait for it ...
"She was reet religious, tha knaws. Put summat on there that is a bit Godly, like." The stonemason agrees to think up a nice religious message. When the man goes back six weeks later, the stonemason unveils the headstone, which reads: SHE WAS THIN.
"Tha daft bugger, tha's left out the 'E'!"
"Ah, so I have. I'll put it reet for next week."
So the following week, the man returns, and the stonemason takes him to see the (corrected) headstone, which now reads:
Wait for it ...
EEEE, SHE WAS THIN
martint235
Dog on a bike
- Location
- Welling
Well this tickled me
shouldbeinbed
Rollin' along
- Location
- Manchester way
In similar vein (& nicked from Facebook, not my own work)
gaz71
Über Member
- Location
- teddington
Breaking news:The head office at the drinks company Strongbow has had its computers hacked.Police are treating it as a cider-attack.
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
Just for you @glenn forger
Two interesting facts about me.
1) My knob is the same length as 2 Tesco pens.
2) I'm banned from Tesco.
What's the worst part about being a serial sex addict?
Getting Corn Flakes stuck on your knob.
What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?
Popeye's knob
