gaz71
Über Member
- Location
- teddington
My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday..
He was caught in a trap.
He was caught in a trap.
Any good jokes ... ?
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vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
A VERY DISTURBING REVELATION
Sexual activity for older males: (where were you born?)
Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:
British men between 55 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Polish men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates,
....as none of us had any idea we were Polish.
Sexual activity for older males: (where were you born?)
Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:
British men between 55 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Polish men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates,
....as none of us had any idea we were Polish.
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
A friend of mine told me he'd been to Africa to dig a water collection facility for a village.
I think he meant well.
I think he meant well.
TissoT
Guru
- Location
- The Home of British cycling
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?
"if we don't get some support people will think where Nuts"
"if we don't get some support people will think where Nuts"
Hugh Manatee
Veteran
Two parrots stood on a perch. One said to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
Profpointy
Legendary Member
two goldfish in a tank. "so how do you drive this thing?"
(probably been done, hey ho)
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
How do sheep send secret messages?
They use baa code.
They use baa code.
Roadhump
Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted
- Location
- The flatlands of South West Lancs
2 tigers were strolling along Oxford Street in London one Saturday afternoon, one said to the other, "It's a bit quiet down here for a Saturday, isn't it it".
Two squaddies sat on a tank. "How did we end up in the airing cupboard"
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
because they had been driving a desk for their career and forgot how to read a map and use a compass . probably WAFU and been playing Uckers for too long.
further
Guru
- Location
- Glastonbury Somerset
What ???????
is this some modern street slang
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
but they're squaddies, not fishheads
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
WAFU = Wet and "F"ing useless = Fleet Air Arm = worst branch of the Navy 
Uckers is a game played by the RN and other services but the WAFU generally have their own rules ( or make it up as they go along) as it is the only way they can avoid an eight piece dicking from civvies like me who had a misspent youth with RN family members.
most WAFU are a bit slow hence they are likely to be the idiots in the airing Cupboard. probably trying to do a deckhead inspection
Uckers is a game played by the RN and other services but the WAFU generally have their own rules ( or make it up as they go along) as it is the only way they can avoid an eight piece dicking from civvies like me who had a misspent youth with RN family members.
most WAFU are a bit slow
hence they are likely to be the idiots in the airing Cupboard. probably trying to do a deckhead inspection
