Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

Visited my GP complaining of flu symptoms, he advised me to listen to Herman's Hermits before going to bed. Woke up this morning feeling fine.

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Me: OK, dad, yes, I have an imaginary girlfriend.
Dad: You can do better.
Me: *sighs* I know.
Dad: I wasn't talking to you.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm currently constructing an ouija board made from yoghurt pots.
Should I really be dabbling in the yakult?

 

[tyred]

 

[Chislenko]

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Reminds me of an episode of Coronation Street many years ago. Ace mechanic Kevin was lying under the front of an Alfa GTV6. He said "I'll be with you when I have fitted this clutch"

Presumably the scriptwriter didn't know the clutch was on the rear on one of those vehicles!

 

[Alex321]

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Why is that funny?

Automatics still have clutches, they just aren't operated manually by the driver.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Why is that funny?

Automatics still have clutches, they just aren't operated manually by the driver.

That's what I thought

 

[Chris S]

Why is that funny?

Automatics still have clutches, they just aren't operated manually by the driver.

They have torque converters (fluid couplings) instead.

 

[Chris S]

Reminds me of an episode of Coronation Street many years ago. Ace mechanic Kevin was lying under the front of an Alfa GTV6. He said "I'll be with you when I have fitted this clutch"

Presumably the scriptwriter didn't know the clutch was on the rear on one of those vehicles!

Or a scene in 'The Italian Job' were a mechanic crawls out from underneath the rear of a Mini and announces that he's just fixing the differential.

 

[raleighnut]

They have torque converters (fluid couplings) instead.

Each gear has a clutch to engage it too, known (wrongly) as 'brake bands' they are still a clutch

 

[richardfm]

Or a scene in 'The Italian Job' were a mechanic crawls out from underneath the rear of a Mini and announces that he's just fixing the differential.

Maybe it was a custom four wheel drive Mini

 

[MichaelW2]

Is this the bike lock we've been waiting for?!

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But in binary.

 

[Cavalol]

I don't know who Mick Stubbles is, but I wish him all the best at Wimbledon today.

 

[craigwend]