Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

If Honor Blackman had married the actor Richard Todd, would she have been lonely for the rest of her life?

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

Is this the bike lock we've been waiting for?!

 

[ExBrit]

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That's not a cow. You'd know that if you weren't a vegan yourself.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Sharky]

England manager, after a nerve wrecking game, decided he needed a cigarette. As a youth, he used to smoke Woodbines, so he went into the tabaconist and asked for "10 Woodbines". The tabaconist, on seeing him said, "what you really want , is 10 Players"

 

[Cavalol]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

 

[Speicher]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

Let's C who agrees with you.

 

[Speicher]

My friend Ivy agrees with you.

 

[Alex321]

Let's C who agrees with you.

I think a MIX of people will agree.

 

[Speicher]

I think a MIX of people will agree.

Lm mentary, said Sherlock Holmes.

 

[Cavalol]

Let's C who agrees with you.

I bet my X doesn't.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Let’s be CIVIL to each other.

 

[Gwylan]

Let's C who agrees with you.

Well it'll take XCIX to agree with you