Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

Why is that funny?

Automatics still have clutches, they just aren't operated manually by the driver.

Traditional automatics did not have a clutch at all, not just lacking a clutch pedal

Some flappy paddle type boxes have an automagically operated clutch but this is a relatively new thing outwith racing or exotic cars

 

[srj10]

Just finished a book on how to finish a sentence with a Beatles song.That's two hours of my life I won't get back.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Tribansman]

Just finished a book on how to finish a sentence with a Beatles song.That's two hours of my life I won't get back.

Did you finish it yesterday?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just finished a book on how to finish a sentence with a Beatles song.That's two hours of my life I won't get back.

I could have warned you about that book if you had asked me Yesterday

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Just been to local village hall polling station to vote for Rick Astley, but they made me go home and change my footwear....

 

[srj10]

I could have warned you about that book if you had asked me Yesterday

That would have been a great help.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Can someone please tell me what LGBTQ+ stands for? Nobody is giving me a straight answer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

That would have been a great help.

Is that you Michelle?

 

[ExBrit]

Can someone please tell me what LGBTQ+ stands for? Nobody is giving me a straight answer.

L = Lesbian
G = Gay
B = Bisexual
T = Transexual
Q = Queer
+ = Stuff even weirder than anything we've thought of so far

 

[richardfm]

Can someone please tell me what LGBTQ+ stands for? Nobody is giving me a straight answer.

L = Lesbian
G = Gay
B = Bisexual
T = Transexual
Q = Queer
+ = Stuff even weirder than anything we've thought of so far

Whoosh

 

[Profpointy]

 

[tyred]

I bought a drone from a guy down the pub last night but I can't work out how to make it fly.