Any good jokes ... ?

[fritz katzenjammer]

Aw… to ‘L with it.

 

[markemark]

I stuck two fingers up at a Roman barman who was annoying me. He gave me five beers.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I bought a book on how to write large numbers in Roman numerals, but I still didn't understand it. I was LIVID

 

[Cavalol]

Just got a new job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there tomorrow.

 

[mikeIow]

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife and I watched back-to-back films last night. Luckily, I was the one facing the television.

 

[PeteXXX]

˙˙˙ɹǝʞlɐʍʎʞs 'ǝɔɹoɟ ǝɥʇ lǝǝɟ llᴉʇs noʎ uɐƆ

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[raleighnut]

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Well he had time to write the song whilst waiting

 

[srj10]

Visited my GP complaining of flu symptoms, he advised me to listen to Herman's Hermits before going to bed. Woke up this morning feeling fine.