Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

I bought a drone from a guy down the pub last night but I can't work out how to make it fly.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I bought a drone from a guy down the pub last night but I can't work out how to make it fly.

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Hold onto one one the ends
sin round in circles holding the drone as far out as possible

when you get up to full spinning speed - let go and it'll fly

You do need a camera attachment for the middle bit which I can sell you for £100

If you ar einterested I also know a bloke that has a bridge for sale!

 

[Cavalol]

 

[markemark]

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

I sent that to my American pal, he responded with this. Fair play...

 

[BigSid]

Nicola's camper van has more seats than the SNP.

 

[BigSid]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

With inflation vs interest rates what it is today you'll lose half your money in 9 years. By investing in crypto I've lost half my money in under a year

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

With inflation vs interest rates what it is today you'll lose half your money in 9 years. By investing in crypto I've lost half my money in under a year

So crypto is really much more efficient!!!

 

[AndyRM]

 

[srj10]

Looking forward to watching the new tennis player Sue Barker is always talking about at Wimbledon, Mick Stubbles.