Any good jokes ... ?

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They'll probably reward me with free beer, or something, right?

I take you've been out of the UK for some time... :-)
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
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Cavalol

Legendary Member
Location
Chester
Saturday 29th

Spotted on A1 southbound between FerryBridge & Darrinton turn-off
(daughter took photograph)

Quite an extreme variation in services?
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My wife said it'll be my funeral if I cook tea like that again.
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
I got stopped by one of those market researchers the other day.
She said, "Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions?"
I said, "Okay, go on then."
"Have you ever suffered from a blackout?" she asked.
"I don't think so," I replied.
"And, finally" she said "question ten."
 

markemark

Über Member
I got stopped by one of those market researchers the other day.
She said, "Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions?"
I said, "Okay, go on then."
"Have you ever suffered from a blackout?" she asked.
"I don't think so," I replied.
"And, finally" she said "question ten."

One asked me if I could spare 5 minutes to help with cancer research. I said I’m not sure how much research we could do in 5 minutes but would be happy to try.
 
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