Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Why were Fleetwood Mac banned from their local shop?

Cos Stevie Nicks.

 

[craigwend]

Just say no kids!

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[morrisman]

I went to a fancy dress party recently
"What have you come dressed as?"
"I'm a harp"
"But your costume is too small for a harp"
"Are you calling me a lyre?"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

8

 

[markemark]

There are two sides to every story….. and you’re a f***ing t**t in both of them.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mistyoptic]

This traffic is getting worse

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[DaveReading]

Isn't that what Photoshop is for ?

 

[Profpointy]

At my favourite local pub

By way of explanation, they would never stoop to serving keg lager

 

[Andy in Germany]

This traffic is getting worse
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This is why we need bus lanes.

 

[ExBrit]

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8

No, You momentum.