glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
An Englishman walks into a bar.........usually there's a Welshman, Irishman and Scotsman but they're still at the World Cup.
GC
Any good jokes ... ?
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An Englishman walks into a bar.........usually there's a Welshman, Irishman and Scotsman but they're still at the World Cup.
GC
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Six blondes walk into a building.
You'd think that at least one of them would have seen it.
You'd think that at least one of them would have seen it.
Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
What is a physicist's favourite meal?
Fission chips
Fission chips
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to do it and the rest to sing a song about how good the broken one was.
Six. One to do it and the rest to sing a song about how good the broken one was.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
How can you identify the vegan at a conference of two thousand people?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
How do you know if there is a pilot at the party?
He'll tell you.
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Your looking at it the wrong way, its the system that needs changing
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but another dozen or so to film a channel 4 documentary about it.
Just one, but another dozen or so to film a channel 4 documentary about it.
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
Oh dear!
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
How many Cosmopolitan readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to do it and the other one to discover a whole new satisfying sexual experience with the old one.
Two. One to do it and the other one to discover a whole new satisfying sexual experience with the old one.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
How many yuppies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to mix the G&Ts and the other to ring the little man......
Two. One to mix the G&Ts and the other to ring the little man......
