Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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[Regular.Cyclist]

I took my brother to an orchard for his birthday yesterday and we stared at trees for an hour.

Turns out that wasn’t the apple watch he was expecting.

 

[oldwheels]

A friend bought a Leyland 272 tractor a few years ago and asked me to look at the electrics as nothing worked properly.

Every part of the loom seemed to be melted and I was scratching my head wondering what had happened. All was revealed when I opened the fuse box and found someone had replaced all the old-fashioned glass fuses with 1/4" bolts...

Seemed very practical to whoever did it but fortunately not full mains voltage as in my distillery.

 

[tyred]

Seemed very practical to whoever did it but fortunately not full mains voltage as in my distillery.

Tractors in the pre-quiet cab era generally didn't contain many combustibles so a few melted wires weren't usually an issue. They don't actually need electrics to make them run either.

The electrical system on a lot of older tractors that haven't been restored usually leaves a lot to be desired after 50+ years of mend and make do. The problem comes if it's parked in the hay shed or covered it chaff with a few oil leaks mixed in.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

'I hate being half-bicycle, half-motorcycle' he moped.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

My new, patented, eco-friendly, renewable energy powered lorry.

 

[dicko]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[JohnCl]

 

[morrisman]

On analysing the water in the Thames it has been discovered that there is high levels of both drugs and untreated effluent. It has been decided to bottle the water and sell under the trade name of CokeEcoli.