Any good jokes ... ?

[bruce1530]

True story.
My daughter’s friend got 2 kittens.

Being a big fan of “Little Shop of Horrors”, she named them Audrey and Seymour”.

They were in the garden one day, and attacked by seagulls. Audrey lost an eye, but was otherwise OK.

So she now has 2 cats. One has one eye. The other is called “Seymour”

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Oh, so it's OK when other people call their pet, "fur-baby", but when I call a child, "skin-dog", I'm "disgusting" and "the worst paediatrician in the hospital"!

 

[Chislenko]

True story.
My daughter’s friend got 2 kittens.

Being a big fan of “Little Shop of Horrors”, she named them Audrey and Seymour”.

They were in the garden one day, and attacked by seagulls. Audrey lost an eye, but was otherwise OK.

So she now has 2 cats. One has one eye. The other is called “Seymour”

You will obviously recall the bloke that invented the glass bra.......Seymour Tit.

 

[Nibor]

I missed that. It is actually genuine!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-65633762

It is like when Phil McCann reported on BBC news about the fuel shortages

 

[Nibor]

Unfortunate camera angle??

 

[Nibor]

Two parrots sat on a perch one says "Can you smell fish?"

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[MichaelW2]

Fun fact: The Vatican has roughly 2 popes per square kilometer.

 

[oldwheels]

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Was Hyacinth Bucket not a character in some tv show?

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Was Hyacinth Bucket not a character in some tv show?

So was Rose

 

[ExBrit]

Was Hyacinth Bucket not a character in some tv show?

Keeping up appearances?

 

[tyred]

So was Rose

And Daisy.