Any good jokes ... ?

[Jameshow]

Can we please leave Jacob Rees-Moggs's children out of this discussion.

Ok what about Boris's?!!

 

[AndyRM]

Ok what about Boris's?!!

Tricky when he doesn't know how many he has. The calendar would become chaos.

 

[PeteXXX]

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It's not unusual!

 

[Gwylan]

It's not unusual!

Long ago he appeared at Bedwas Cons. I was amongst those who jeered whilst leaning against the bar.

 

[cyberknight]

My parents weren't big drinkers and got a bottle of champagne each Christmas from dad's work, which was brought out on special occasions exam results engagements etc...
I can never remember having one opened for me!😥

My dad worked for bass ,got free beer tokens and he was teetotal.

 

[Salty seadog]

I understood all the words, I thought they were great words, unfortunately I didn’t understand them in the order they were written.

You are Eric Morecambe AICMFP.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I have just been checking my House Insurance policy handbook

There are several worrying clauses and exceptions

for example

If someone sneaks in in the middle of the night and steals the duvet

I won't be covered

 

[Gwylan]

I have just been checking my House Insurance policy handbook

There are several worrying clauses and exceptions

for example

If someone sneaks in in the middle of the night and steals the duvet

I won't be covered

Make sure your bike is " secured"

 

[Profpointy]

You are Eric Morecambe AICMFP.

On radio 3 a while back they played the Grieg piano concerto one morning and afterwards the presenter just said "rubbish!" and introduced the next track no doubt baffling those listeners under 50

 

[Salty seadog]

On radio 3 a while back they played the Grieg piano concerto one morning and afterwards the presenter just said "rubbish!" and introduced the next track no doubt baffling those listeners under 50

I was 50 yesterday as it happens.

 

[EltonFrog]

I was 50 yesterday as it happens.

Happy Merry New Easter to you.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[NovaScout]

Hey fellow pedal-pushers! Just cruised into this thread and thought I'd drop a gear and share a bit of a longer laugh with ya:

So, there's this snail who's tired of being slow. He goes out and buys a fast car, has it painted with big letters "S" all over it. When he zooms through the town, everyone says, "Look at that S-car go!"

Keep spinning those wheels and cracking those jokes, folks! Can't wait to see what other laughs you've got hidden in your saddlebags. Ride on!