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PeteXXX

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Justice is best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
 

Sterlo

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What's a "gr"?

I would guess at a grain, too early for grammes.

"A grain is a unit of measurement of mass, and in the troy weight, avoirdupois, and apothecaries' systems, equal to exactly 64.79891 milligrams. It is nominally based upon the mass of a single ideal seed of a cereal. "
 

T4tomo

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J Collis Browns compound was another if I recall correctly.

My OH still has a bottle of that somewhere - her parents used to swear by it, and she had a couple of out of date bottles in the back of her medicine cabinet. i think she managed to find some online somewhere only a couple of years ago. I joke that it got banned in most western countries.
 

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The only time I've had morphine was in the mid 1970's when I was working in the Jordan Valley. It was common for newcomers to get a serious (and I mean serious) dose of the squits (to be polite!)
For 3 days, all that was prescribed was black tea, dry toast and liquid morphine.

I can honestly see why people get addicted to it! (and I don't mean the tea & toast!)
 
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