Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

The only time I've had morphine was in the mid 1970's when I was working in the Jordan Valley. It was common for newcomers to get a serious (and I mean serious) dose of the squits (to be polite!)
For 3 days, all that was prescribed was black tea, dry toast and liquid morphine.

I can honestly see why people get addicted to it! (and I don't mean the tea & toast!)

Addicted to the squits....really

 

[Cavalol]

We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats.

You should see their little faeces light up.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Keeping with the theme... 😁

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

Follow me for more great DIY advice.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

There's a new TV show starting next week. Teams from Cardigan, Morecambe and Whitley will compete in a coughing competition.
It's called The Great British Bay Cough.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[srj10]

I don't mind colouring books, but dot to dot books, that's where I draw a line.

 

[colly]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

I just had a phone call. The caller only sneezed then hung up.
I think it was a cold call.

 

[Gwylan]

I just had a phone call. The caller only sneezed then hung up.
I think it was a cold call.

No, it was a virus