Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

I have invented a device to cool the lower jaws of South American rodents.
It's a chinchilla-chin-chiller

 

[craigwend]

Our current Vlad was a takeaway delivery driver at one point I believe!

Sure he wasn't a 'stakeaway driver'....

 

[postman]

My GP has told me to cut out drinking,Mrs P is fuming,there are bits of paper all over the house.

 

[morrisman]

I'm planning a celebrity cricket match:
• Mike Batts
• Gracie Fields
• Peter Bowles
• Not sure yet, but Curtis Mayfield

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm planning a celebrity cricket match:
• Mike Batts
• Gracie Fields
• Peter Bowles
• Not sure yet, but Curtis Mayfield

I'm stumped for any more suggestions to that list..

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

• I'm planning a celebrity cricket match:

• Mike Batts
• Gracie Fields
• Peter Bowles
• Not sure yet, but Curtis Mayfield

Ahhhhh!​

Gareth Bale​

 

[mistyoptic]

Ahhhhh!​

Gareth Bale​

Ed Balls?

 

[Andy_R]

Patterdale Terrier owners will understand...

 

[Gwylan]

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Spontaneous loss of containment - it blew up!

 

[Gwylan]

I'm planning a celebrity cricket match:
• Mike Batts
• Gracie Fields
• Peter Bowles
• Not sure yet, but Curtis Mayfield

Norah Batty

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I'm stumped for any more suggestions to that list..

Stella Creasy

 

[srj10]

Storm Debi on its way

 

[newts]

Stella Creasy

Gareth Bale?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Storm Debi on its way
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Nah, it's hitting Aberdeen. Debi does Doric.