Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

My daughter got a pay rise so went out and got her hair done, eyes made up, ears pierced plus lots of make up.
All that extra money has gone straight to her head.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ready for Winter.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Gwylan]

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Clearly asleep at the back in mechanics (maths) class.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

Clearly asleep at the back in mechanics (maths) class.

I think I may have gone to school with them.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Slick]

I think I may have gone to school with them.

A candidate for Dux in my school.

 

[Seevio]

French: ...sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten...
Other languages: *stares*
French: *stares back*
French: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve...
...
French: ...sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven...
Other languages: *shutting eyes*
French: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten-nine...
Other languages: *covers face with hands*
French: ...four-twenties! Four-twenties-one...

 

[Alex321]

French: ...sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten...
Other languages: *stares*
French: *stares back*
French: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve...
...
French: ...sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven...
Other languages: *shutting eyes*
French: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten-nine...
Other languages: *covers face with hands*
French: ...four-twenties! Four-twenties-one...

Welsh don't join the "Other languages" as they understand perfectly, counting in a very similar manner

 

[Chris S]

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The Fiat Warthog

 

[Chris S]