Any good jokes ... ?

[JMAG]

I cried my eyes out when I read the news that One Direction will be disbanding in March.

Seven more months of the twits!

 

[swee'pea99]

A friend sent me: How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

I answered. He responded with 'One. We are efficient, and we do not do humour.'

I got back to say I preferred my answer:








VE ASK ZE KVESTIONS!

 

[Hitchington]

You can't "run" through a camp site.

You can only "ran", because it's past tents.

 

[Moon bunny]

I have not the time for a long joke today, so you will have to be satisfied with this one liner:

Spoiler

 

[Hitchington]

Best.Joke.Ever

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

If you like that, you might like this one. I think it's a cracker.

Spoiler

 

[colly]

I would post about this one being sh1t but it'll only get taken down.

 

[Thomk]

Central Eating
Radi was a circus lion
Radi was a woman hater
Radi had a lady trainer
Radiator

 

[postman]

My old mate has just had a pacemaker fitted.I don't think they have wired it right.Everytime i used the tv remote,his arms and legs went into spasms.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

 

[Hitchington]

What sound do Yoda's sheep make?

Dey go baa.

 

[Hitchington]

How do pigs communicate?

With swine language.

 

[Hitchington]

What do cannibals like to eat on toast?

Baked beings.

 

[swee'pea99]

Or human beans?

 

[glenn forger]

With chopped swedes.