LCpl Boiled Egg
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Any good jokes ... ?
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oldfatfool
Guru
A Daily Mail publication?
Can't they get a rocker to do it this time?
Jameshow
Veteran
The mods are having supper!🤣🤣🤣
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey on it's way to Rhosllannerchrugog in Wrexham, when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside.
One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
He replies, "It's hard to say."
The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside.
One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
He replies, "It's hard to say."
Cathryn
Legendary Member
- Location
- Marlborough, Wiltshire
What do you call it if you have an angry cow and an angry sheep?
Two animals in a baaaaaaad mooooood
Two animals in a baaaaaaad mooooood
Jameshow
Veteran
I've just seen this somewhere else!🤣🤣🤣
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
...and stop harping on about it.
Jameshow
Veteran
That's perfect for my kids this afternoon!!!🤣🤣
